Ninja's Forum

Alright. This section of the forum is a bit empty.
I usually don't start topics...

But let's begin.

Probably everyone knows this kind of game.
We all create the story together.
Every reply progresses the story.
The story will be able to progress forever.
It'll be weird and funny with random plot twists and such.
Be creative!

However, I think we need to apply some rules:
- 1 sentence per reply (punctuation with commas is allowed. Don't overuse them)
- You can not end the story by saying "The End" or any other possible way (You are allowed to make huge plot twists though)
- To give others a change, 2 replies a day. (This will fortunatly limit to amount of posts you make :P, I remember forums where people had hundreds of post because of these games)
- You can not post consecutively
- Content must be suitable for everyone, I don't want this to be some weird M-rated story.

I'll take the honour of starting the story, have fun!



A long time ago, a man lived in a wooden cottage on a mountain slope.

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The reason he lived on a mountain slope was because he was hiding from an evil emperor.

He was hiding from the emperor because he had slept with the not so evil queen; And she got pregnant.

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When the emperor heard that the not so evil queen was pregnant, and that the man was the father, he placed a bounty on his head, one million gold coins to any man who would bring the man's head to the emperor...

Upon hearing this, the man... let's call him Rob... Rob needed a plan on how to infiltrate the kingdom walls, rescue the not so evil queen, and escape to a safe haven for he and his knocked up not-so-evil queen lover.

So Rob discussed his witty plan with his talking feline, Matilde, who was actually a dark wizard bent on taking over the kingdom and developing a rocket ship to build a mighty colony in space.

Matilde proposed using dark magic to make the not so evil queen invisible to sneak her out however.....

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But Matilde dropped the queen off a cliff and suddenly a Chinese dragon catches her and flies away with her to an awesome fortress under the rule of King Ninja who is known for having countless armies of kittens.

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Rob was in shock that his beloved not-so-evil queen had been taken captive yet again (but not surprised that she was in another castle), and knowing that it would be near impossible to raid King Ninja's fortress the way they were now, he and Matilde set off to search for the old man who lived near the waterfall in hopes he would give them something to help them on their quest because it was too dangerous to go alone.

Meanwhile, in a far-distant tavern, a bounty-hunter begins his plot to capture and kill Rob and the Queen.

And just as Dog, the most feared bounty hunter in all of the tavern, got up off his seat to start his journey, two figures approached him.

The two figures revealed themselves as Len, the koopa-dog and sparky, the giant electric spark, who just happened to wander straight into him.

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Rob, len and sparky were wondering around and went into a creepy old mansion and fell into a hole and a man, lets call him steve, saw them and ran away.

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Our 3 heroes slowly walked down a long tunnel after Steve. When they reached the end however

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They entered a strange dimension and a black dragon appeared and the time sped up as they killed it with arrows.

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after slaying the black dragon, our vague and undefined heroes decide to form a band.

They called the band “THE DINOMITES”.

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They made a viral music video that got 1,000,000,000 views and got rich, then the vague and undefined heroes find something hidden within their secret vault.

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It was a tnt dog called splody and our heros, Including Steve, adopted the tnt dog (splody).

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(To stimulate this again) but the tnt dog was actually mistaken because it was actually a koopa puppy

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So our ritch heros now have 2 koopa-dogs and a spark dog.

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Then a Mario dog suddenly appears and jumps on the koopa dogs!

And then they started spining around and fall asleep when...

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A very random stranger came and stopped it all only to reveal himself as the bounty hunter

The bounty hunter then took off his mask to reveal that he is an animatron from the floating island of Aristophiles, watching the sleeping dogs in quite a horror.

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...Eating a Toilet...

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The bounty hunter then tried to kill our heroes.

The heros were not fond of that ikea I mean idea.

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